Life Goes On: Jesse paints a nude painting of Becca. (it is never determined if she posed nude or if the nudity was solely the product of Jesse's imagination) Becca decides to let it be shown in the Nevermore Bookstore, and this leads to a nice scandal. Endless date proposals on her answering machine are just the tip of the iceberg. Drew buys his paper there, and when he sees his daughter's voluptuous body immortalized in paint, he goes nuts, even lecturing Becca at school loudly enough for Becca's French class to hear. Drew tries to buy the painting from Harris, but Harris refuses. Drew, Corky, and Jesse conspire to steal the painting back, but get arrested. (Corky was the mastermind, inspired by the Pink Panther Film Festival at the theatre) In a subplot, poor Paige (still hurting over her breakup with the Crown Prince of Irresponsibility Romanov) shows Becca and Libby a cubist tatoo of Michael on her shoulder. Now, back at the police station, Harris bails out the three art bandits after selling the painting to the proprieter of a biker bar. Drew comes to terms with the fact that Becca is, in fact, sexy, and Paige agrees to have the tatoo removed. Ray Nelson Jr. returns and he had a list of guys who wanted to pay Jesse to have their girlfriends painted nude. He makes the mistake of saying, "Jesse, you've got HIV. What could happen (in terms of sex)?".

Starring:

Bill Smitrovich, Chad Lowe, Chris Burke, Kellie Martin, Patti LuPone, Tracey Needham

Genre:

Drama