The Looney Tunes Show: In this episode, Daffy "Dumas" Duck, Porky Pig, Mother Bear, Henery Hawk, Slyvester and Elmer Fudd appears. The episode begins at the WB studios where Daffy is trying to get J. L. (the director) to let Daffy do a dramatic movie. He tells him the story about "The Scarlet Pumpernickel", which is about a handsome masked desperado who has to save Melissa from being married to the Grand Duke arranged by the Lord High Chamberlain. Eventually, the Scarlet Pumpernickel saves Melissa. As the story continues (about 1666 pages later) the Duke and the Scarlet Pumpernickel duel for Melissa. Soon after that, a storm breaks, the dam breaks, a volcano erupts and food prices sky-rocket! "There was nothing left for the Scarlet Pumpernickel to do, but blow his brains out...(pulls out a gun and points it at himself) which he did" Daffy concluded before shooting himself. His final quote, "It's getting so you have to kill yourself to sell a story around here!"

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